Log

A massive shit about the size of your average 7/11 worker (no not the smelly Indian guy you racist fuck)

Bro 1: dude I just dropped a fat log in the bathroom do NOT go in there

Bro 2:kill yourself fat cunt

by Dicknuts67 May 3, 2025

Sniffer Log

When she shits on the table after anal so you sniffer log.

I fucked my wife in the ass last night and then she shit a log on the table when I pulled out and she asked me to sniffer log.

by Bigbossman69k! May 9, 2025

baby arm log

a massive poop of baby arm sized proportions

jezza "wouldn't go in there for a minute the toilet won't flush. its evil"
potato muncha " nice one!!. you've just blocked the toilet up with a nasyt baby arm log!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

by Schmunglin May 29, 2025

Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025

Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023