Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th

Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.

“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”

by sigmamama January 10, 2025

Kayden Johnson

This word means Kayden Johnson is indeed like dat

Hey dude did you see Kayden and dayli yea totally he’s kayden Johnson

by Hotdogbean027 January 24, 2023

Johnson middle school

A school where every one looks like a milk dud or a cracker vapes all in the bathroom weed emos :)

Johnson middle school is gay

by Dean68421 November 4, 2021

buttcrack johnson

Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.

Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again

by Mr. Lamar jackson July 14, 2017

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime

I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days

by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015