gerald johnson

A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants

VERY DANGEROUS

He's probably behind you while you read this.

"Oh shit it's Gerald Johnson"

by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015

Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Johnson

This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.

“What’s your name?”

“Johnson”

“Oh that explains your third leg...”

by Hghghghghhalala November 20, 2020

Bailey Johnson

An apparition or double of a living person.

"Omg that guy looks like Bailey !” “Is that Bailey Johnson?”

by Mr_HughJohnson November 24, 2021

deshawn johnson

a long dick male in love with sydney

i need a deshawn johnson

by fmoig @xole.got.hakked March 20, 2017