The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).

You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed by TAHDAH January 10, 2021

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I Just Had Sex

A single by the lonely island featuring Akon describing their ever recent.....SEX!!!

Dad "son what where you doing last night?"
Son " I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FEEELT SO GOOD!!

I Just Had Sex by maverick12awesome December 22, 2010

I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

I'm just here to shit my pants by ewol May 30, 2007

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She’s Just a Friend

What Adrien calls the love of his life (Marinette) but is too stupid to realize that he the love of his life which is Ladybug is Marinette and is right in front of him!

Plagg: You’re supposed to be in love with Ladybug and you DITCH Kagami to go after Marinette?
Adrien: Me, going after Marinette? No, SHE’S JUST A FRIEND.

She’s Just a Friend by Ruby's BFF December 21, 2020

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