flossing her vocal cords

The act of deep throating a penis so hard that it feels like you just flossed your vocal cords.

My fiance' loves flossing her vocal cords with my cock!

by Jennilover21 April 12, 2022

i'd pee on her porch

Confusing expression of love/admiration for a woman. Similar to boys pulling a girl's hair on the playground. He really cares for her, but is uncomfortable/awkward about expressing the emotion. This euphemism that sounds vaguely degrading is known to mean that he's actually really in to her.

Can also be used in the accusatory "He'd pee on her porch" - used to call out a "bro" for his love without outright embarassing him and having uncomfortable conversations about real feelings, which should, obviously, be avoided at all times.

"That woman has duel masters degrees, volunteers at the soup kitchen, and has the body of a goddess. I'd pee on her porch"

"Look at Gifford talking to that straight up super vixen, he'd pee on her porch"

by Donghammer Collective February 10, 2015

Bad-idea-to-call-her

Bitch. The phrase "Bad idea to call her" is a backronym for bitch.

Did you tell Bella we're having a party?
No, she's a bad-idea-to-call-her.

by selfimportantsht January 19, 2021

bashed the back out of her

To take a girl vigorously from behind.Maybe giving her ass the odd slap

Darren bashed the back out of her (his new girlfriend).She cryed

by randy randerson November 13, 2009

what's wrong with her now

What the mechanic at LS Customs says to you, as you roll up in a flaming car with no doors.

*drives to LS customs in a bucket*
Mechanic: "What's wrong with her now?"

by CCW2013 June 5, 2020

Fuck her right in the pussy

Something all teenage boys wish they could actually achieve

"You know that girl Tina? I want to fuck her right in the pussy"

"You're like.. Twelve"

by Okayno1234 January 4, 2015

smashing her back door

Another word for anal sex with a woman

I bent her over and started smashing her back door in

by mad ibiza March 14, 2006