mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

Band-aid bitch

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.

"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."

by jimmycakes December 2, 2016

sit-anjo band

a band composed of banjos and sitars.

person p: i want to learn how to play the sitar
person k: i want to learn how to play the banjo
person p: lets form a sit-anjo band!!!
person k: YAYYY pickles.

by hollybananas June 28, 2010

florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack

"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."

by chicostikk August 31, 2011

Parhar Bande Pushpuni

Cunningly enjoying or getting benefited from anybody else's volition or at someone else's expense

Me: I enjoyed at Hotel last night and bill was paid by a old school friend.
Colleague: "Parhar bande pushpuni". Isn't It!!

by TheDoctorFromGallifrey August 3, 2018

Band-aid Station

band aid station small local hospital, typically infers sub-standard care. Often used by healthcare professionals at large, cutting-edge hospitals. So named because they are only capable of basic first-aid such as applying Band-Aids.

We have to take this trauma transfer from the band-aid station.

by Ratchet RN October 30, 2018