Brown Wallet

This is a sex act where you fuck a girls ass until she shits all over your cock. Then you take the shit and smear it all over her pussy lips.

HOLY SHIT, I totally gave my girlfriend the ol' brown wallet last night.

by 1234543212345 July 09, 2009

Brown Owling

To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.

"Mick had been Brown Owling Miss Flanagan for hours now and was quite sore"

by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009

Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus August 29, 2007

brown fog

The imaginary aura of odor around someone when they smell like ass.

God damnit, Randon is carrying the brown fog again! That must be 35 hobo power!

by Nate of Fate February 26, 2009

Brown Cum

When you and a girl are having brutal anal sex so when you cum she shits on your dick which covers your dick in cum and shit

Damn yesterday there was brown cum all over my dick

by Logan boden November 04, 2016

Brown Stripes

A metaphorical award of achievement with army overtones for the accomplishment of having anal sex with a girl for the first time.

Did you hit that ass last night? hell yeah Yo! little Ronald just earned his brown stripes everyone! thanks man

Yo man, I earned my brown stripes last night.

by calducciano May 14, 2005

Brown pickle

Another term used for poop. Can also be used to describe pooping.

I have to go make a brown pickle.

by Snotpillowzombie December 08, 2016