Warm Pig

When you put your penis in a hot pocket and have someone eat it off your burnt dick.

"Dam my girlfriend gave me a warm pig last night. My dick got third degree burns but it was worth it."

by hotm0m_2007 October 26, 2015

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cooked pig

A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.

Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!

by Mstr42 January 18, 2016

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Tubular Pigs

Another way to describe sausages, bangers, and other tube shaped pig foodstuffs. The saying originated in Leeds by Dorset and Welsh migrants in the 1800's

"Let's go to the takeaway and get some battered tubular pigs, because tubular pigs are always better when crispy."

by Bumflaps March 8, 2016

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obese pig

a great nickname for a friend or a nice insult

1. ''You're an obese pig''

2. person 1: that shit is ugly
person 2: you're ugly
person 1: leave obese pig

by suicidal meme lord March 18, 2016

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Peppa Pig

The saltiest little piggy who ever lived.

Person 1: did you watch that sick episode of Peppa Pig last night?

Person 2: heck ya! She fat shamed Daddy Pig so hard!

by Longsuffering June 22, 2019

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When one politely offers an enforcement officer (generally police) a Percy Pig. Unbeknown the officer, the bag if sweets is also filled with ecstasy pills.

This type of activity is popular among ravers and free party culture.

"Would you like a Percy Pig?" "Why yes please, law-abiding citizen".

by Storm Anomaly November 12, 2019

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