don't shit too close to home 

means don't do things in your neighborhood or where you live.

Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).

don't shit too close to home by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007

Walk home via the bus stop 

To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.

"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"

Walk home via the bus stop by Lev February 1, 2006

Chinese Home Run 

When a batter fouls a ball back behind the screen or net into the stands.

Johnson remains at the plate after hitting a Chinese Home Run on a 2-2 count.

Chinese Home Run by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007

manufactured home 

A politically correct word for a mobile home built after 1976. Call it what you want, its NOT superior to a regular house and it is still a fucking trailer that once had wheels!

manufactured home by anonymous October 17, 2003

going home 

black phrase to describe a brother lost to 'the cause'

bugz is goin home. Those fuckers put 6 parabellum in his chest

going home by chris jackson September 11, 2004

Nursing Home Reject 

A person who is old AND stupid. They can be found at any local gas station, buying obnoxious amounts of lottery scratch-off tickets and holding up the line.

That stupid nursing home reject was driving 15 miles under the speed limit.

Nursing Home Reject by kcdesert August 4, 2008

At home 

Privacy

I am funny at home home.

At home by Dontussyourrealname December 20, 2020