Jealous Hair

A synonym for tool; often if a person sticks out due to the extra effort that
A person who sticks out because of their gel'd up hair/Someone who thinks they are hot shit/ A dude who overdoes his aesthetic appearance in hopes of it compensating for him being a total douche bag
"whoa!! That dudes got some serious jealous hair!"
by KFin September 11, 2007
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femacial hair

Facial hair found on a woman. It can be very noticeable like a grand moustache or it may nearly invisible.
Guy 1: Have you talked to Jessica yet?
Guy 2: Hell no! Have you seen that femacial hair? It might bite me!
by Rob0t Smasher September 30, 2013
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Hair Shum

The resulting mess after a blow job in a scat movie.
Check out that skanky chick in this movie dude, she's got hair shum!
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hair house

The intimate space created by a woman's long hair. When a man is lying on his back and the woman is sitting on him, kissing him, and her long hair falls in such a way as to block out everything except their two faces.
When Jeremy is inside Tracey's hair house, it's like nothing else in the world exists.
by TakeMeAnywhere February 19, 2011
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baby hair

when you try to grease down the fine hair that's not as long as your natural hair mostly ghetto people do this so dont do baby hair
ghetto hoochie mama with baby hair
omg, i'm gonna grease my baby hair for the party tonight and i'm gonna work every guy there
by katie magana January 23, 2009
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Girlfriend Hair

1. The hair atop a steady girlfriends head usually without style or care for how it may look. Sometimes one single length, straight and with a side bang as a way of holding on to any sort of femininity that may still be there. Also may be in a constant ponytail state. A definite sign of the girlfriend no longer caring about how she looks because she obviously thinks her boyfriend will love her no matter how she may look.

2. A young woman's pubic hair which has not been shaved for a duration of time. Again thinking because she is in a steady relationship, she no longer needs to keep it short and clean any longer and can now let it get to the length of a yetti. Also a strategy used for preventing sex and establishing many nights of cuddling instead.
1.

Girl 1: Steve broke up with me over 3 weeks ago and I still have girlfriend hair!
Girl 2: You had better get a cut and style on the quick because you're starting to look pathetic.

2.

Girl 1: Last night I saw Angela change from her jeans into her sweat pants. She's totally got girlfriend hair going on, so much so in fact that it's causing a slight bulge in her panties. Nick must be angry at all the sex he's not getting. She better take a trimmer to that rat's nest before he drops her.
by misspcakes November 06, 2009
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P Hair

Short for PUSSY HAIR. It is an insult that would be called to a guy that is a pansy.
Man Chris is a fucking P Hair now that he has gotten married.
by Leebuck2 April 15, 2003
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