Sawblades made of glass

Sawblades made of glass are expensive products which have been cheapened by using lower quality materials, generally shortening their usability duration. A significant side effect being that some products are now more dangerous, for instance, a sawblade made of glass can shatter and harm bystanders, and or the person or persons operating the saw.

Sears used to sell really good Routers, but now they sell sawblades made of glass.
George regretted spending any money to get this Glass sawblade of a suit.

by Dethencarnate December 1, 2024

Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 3, 2021

The Glass Hamster

The Glass Hamster was a Youtuber Between the years 2014-2019. The Youtube channel never got popular. The Youtube Channel had a small but loyal fanbase.

The Channel later became part of a media organization.

Who remembers the glass hamster, that was a lame YouTube Channel.

by WednesdayBoii May 20, 2019

Virginia shot glass

A Virginia shot glass is where u put a shot of alcohol most often whiskey into a womens vagina then proceed to drink the juice out of the vagina.

Dude last night i gave my girlfriend a Virginia shot glass and it tasted great.

by doom sargeant March 1, 2011

Glass jaw

A jaw that can't take the smallest punch otherwise it would break, hence the name glass jaw because it breaks easily.

Bro I knocked him out in 10 seconds! That dudes got a glass jaw.

by Shmomp September 26, 2017

Glass Cadet

A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.

The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.

"I was talkin to dude, and he just went glass cadet on me. What a Glasshole!"

by xanderbelly February 28, 2013

Glass slipper

I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo

I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023