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A person who sports a lush, luxurious coat of body hair, generally located, but not limited to, the chest region, and sprouting haphazardly over other areas of the body, sometimes in tufts or single follicle sprigs.
"Ewww, Dan's body hair is matted and gross! Body hair is so 80's!"
"No way, Marie! Body hair is God's graffiti!"
"No way, Marie! Body hair is God's graffiti!"
by Yo!Marie! January 31, 2012
Literally the best and biggest weeb lord. If you ever try to match with this absolute unit he will eat your asshole and then force you into the loli closet.
Person 1 : Hey have you seen James in a while?
Person 2 : No he tried to match Loli God's weeb levels and is tied up in the loli closet
Person 1 : fucking rip mate.
Person 2 : No he tried to match Loli God's weeb levels and is tied up in the loli closet
Person 1 : fucking rip mate.
by RaccoonLoli June 27, 2019
One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere.
I couldn't keep my mouth off of Sean Phillips dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god.
by jcbutts78 February 02, 2010
by LeafyIsLyfe June 14, 2017
(n.) Someone who is unusually good at sexual intercourse.
Term can also apply specifically to females, i.e. a friction goddess.
Term can also apply specifically to females, i.e. a friction goddess.
by AnonymousThomas April 24, 2007
The God of Poker. Poker God never loses. Poker God always knows the right time to fold. Poker God always calls the all-in bluff. Poker God always gets the card he needs on the river. Even when Poker God has no hope of winning, he shall invoke divine intervention in the form of an invalid card. Poker God has the power to scare people into not calling his bluffs.
Poker God Facts
Some people fold preflop. When you play the Poker God you fold pre deal. He just takes the blinds.
No one raises Poker God unless he lets you.
Poker God once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Poker God Facts
Some people fold preflop. When you play the Poker God you fold pre deal. He just takes the blinds.
No one raises Poker God unless he lets you.
Poker God once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
I had the Poker God eliminated with a nut flush against the two pair, however, the divine intervention of the Poker God was invoked and a Walgreens card came up, thus nullifying the hand and fucking me over for the rest of the game.
by columbusdiscoveredgold July 14, 2011