Book of Zomborok

The Book of Zomborok is a book as ancient as Mohamed el Adl and engineering itself containing the words and phrases used by the legendary Fares Salah

:*Fares creates a new word or expression*

scribes: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

:*A FEW HUNDRED YEARS LATER AFTER DISCOVERING THE BOOK OF ZOMBOROK*

:as we can see here this book of zomborok is in pristine condition containing all words and phrases used by fares salah and peers

by The scribe of zomborok November 22, 2023

book smurf

a totally sexy diminutive girl who is also an intellectual. the qualities are amazing head, a delicious butt, and plump thighs. they will usually not be able to resist fact checking or winning an argument.

That book smurf sucked my soul out of my **** then looked up the nutritional benefits of cum.

by glugginton 3000 May 19, 2023

Book Ending

The act of ordering your own pint to obtain it swiftly. Then ordering a whole round and drinking your pint and including another pint for yourself in the round. In order to ‘book end’ the round.

I need to catch up bro, i’m going to book end this round!

Ahh good idea, love a bit of book ending

by Torakvf44 August 06, 2018

opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

Forgot about the books

A famous tale about an architect who designed the most perfect library, but every year it sunk into the ground, because he forgot about the weight of the books.

"I finally started my own business, but I forgot about the books(cost and expenses).

by Achami64 June 21, 2017

Literally just a book

What do you expect? It's a book. Dipshit.

Librarian: "That's literally just a book and not an inter-dimensional caterpillar."

by InterDimensionalCaterpillar August 02, 2023

The Book

A book that contains every cuss words there is such as fuck, shit, damn, ECT.

He said every word in the book

by InternetJake December 05, 2018