Dry Dump

The phenomenon of going to the restroom for a poop and not peeing in the process.

That Perry guy is a weird fuck, he told me he dry dumps almost daily.

by Swol Troll March 18, 2017

Dump Truck

Donald Trump's campaign bus.

"The Dump Truck came to pick up Grammy Tucker's vote."

by Liberal Lady Ann November 08, 2016

Dump Truck

Sitting on someones lap while they're taking a dump on the toilet.

I had to take a shit really bad, so I ran to the bathroom and made my bitch sit on my lap as I squeezed one out.

by Rachel Benson February 02, 2005

CRUMP A DUMP

A saying created by random. It's an adjective that means: too awesome to conjure a real word to describe it.

*lauren plays game...*

casssie:DUDE! did that just say CRUMP A DUMP?

lauren:....no stupid, Crump A Bomb

cassie: that is so CRUMP A DUMP!!!-glee-

by CRUMP A DUMP [cassie] April 09, 2007

dump truck

To pull out before ejaculation during heterosexual intercourse and dump your load on her rather than in her in an attempt to avert pregnancy.

Boy was she pissed when I pulled the old dump truck on her cause she wants my baby.

by Josh August 28, 2006

derp dump

Dumping someone and then that person becoming really hot. So dumping that guy or girl now makes you look really stupid.

I just had a derp dump with this chick

by the bro July 21, 2014

Modern dumping

Similar to modern dating, modern dumping is the breaking up with a partner by solely changing your relationship status to "single" on your social networking site.

A: My girlfriend broke up with me last night.
B: Wow, that's harsh. What happened?
A: It was by modern dumping. I had no idea until I checked my facebook that night.

by amyvr August 17, 2009