Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.

"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."

by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013

Dirty Jaydan

A Dirty Jaydan is the act of fucking an air conditioner, letting the semen into the vents and turning it on to spread the smell around the room.

I saw this guy doing a Dirty Jaydan in his classroom as a school prank.

by Fuckah April 27, 2020

Dirty jacqulyn

The coolest female ever. Great in bed, mind blowing, in fact. Loves animals, has a way with them. Very intelligent. Fair, honest and loyal.

I have a dirty Jacqulyn as a best friend

by Gupperfisherman April 1, 2020

dirty horgan

while having sex a “dirty Horgan” will shit all over the face of his/her partner, the partner will continue to eat the secreted stool and they will repeat this process 7-8 times. Dirty horgan’s also like to lick their partners genitalia until they cry of joy.

“That dirty horgan he made me eat his shit!”

by hunky.boy42 April 24, 2020

Dirty Snowblower

When you put cocaine in someone's butthole and they fart it in your nose so you don't even have to snort it..

I can't wait to find a filthy whore to give me a dirty snowblower!

by Earlshy October 25, 2017

Dirty Murray

The Dirty Murray is to send a snap to someone else’s girlfriend of you wanking in the bath in an attempt to procure her.

Oh no I’ve just received a Dirty Murray :/

by A distinguished gentleman June 26, 2020

Dirty Shams

The act of a man pouring gasoline on his cock then lighting it on fire, afterwards analy inserting it into his partner. Therefore creating an odor so incredibly putrid they both cum inside and out.

Guy 1: So how did your date go last night Jim?

Guy 2: Amazing! Marry and I did a Dirty Shams last night.

Guy 1: Luckky

by gigidygigidy69 April 16, 2021