February 15, the day you learn almost everybody else but you got laid the day before. The day after Valentine's Day, that day you worked till 11 pm then got back home to get drunk because you didn't have a date.
February 15 is the day of misanthropy, "Hate Day", when it is mandatory to give away hatred to all of your friends, especially those who got laid the day before.
On that day, you drunk dial your ex, you troll on message boards, you post hate on Twitter, you randomly flip the bird at strangers and take 2 aspirins every 4 hours to relieve your headache.
February 15 is the day of misanthropy, "Hate Day", when it is mandatory to give away hatred to all of your friends, especially those who got laid the day before.
On that day, you drunk dial your ex, you troll on message boards, you post hate on Twitter, you randomly flip the bird at strangers and take 2 aspirins every 4 hours to relieve your headache.
You: So, how was your Valentine's day. Mine was horrible.
Friend: Well I wished I had been with someone else, but anyway we partied heavily.
You: What did you do?
Friend: I dropped more pills in one night than in 2 years before. Also, two pipes.
You: By "pipe", I assume you mean the object, like a bong?
Friend: No, I mean "blowjob", the act of having a girl putting her mouth around my penis.
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
You: I HATE YOU !
Friend: Why?
You: It's February 15, Hate Day.
Friend: Well I wished I had been with someone else, but anyway we partied heavily.
You: What did you do?
Friend: I dropped more pills in one night than in 2 years before. Also, two pipes.
You: By "pipe", I assume you mean the object, like a bong?
Friend: No, I mean "blowjob", the act of having a girl putting her mouth around my penis.
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
You: I HATE YOU !
Friend: Why?
You: It's February 15, Hate Day.
by Electric Sheep February 15, 2009
Get the Hate Daymug. A holiday for people with crackwhores for mothers or other close relatives. Crack becomes the religion of the mother, and thus they don't have any holiday traditions, such as Christmas or Hanukkah.
Celebrated on December 3rd, Crackwhore day is traditionally celebrated with the giving and receiving of various jigsaw puzzles.
Though it began as a celebration for relatives of crackwhores, any are welcome to celebrate this versatile holiday.
Celebrated on December 3rd, Crackwhore day is traditionally celebrated with the giving and receiving of various jigsaw puzzles.
Though it began as a celebration for relatives of crackwhores, any are welcome to celebrate this versatile holiday.
by Jessie Hurd December 15, 2008
Get the Crackwhore Daymug. Day 1 = Will u go out with me?...SURE!
Day 2 = i love u i will nvr leave u
Day 3 = lets just be friends ok? its not working out
thats an example of "a 3 day"
Day 2 = i love u i will nvr leave u
Day 3 = lets just be friends ok? its not working out
thats an example of "a 3 day"
by lsd5985842 October 14, 2005
Get the a 3 daymug. The anti-valentines day. Happens every 14th of February. It is a time when groups of people come together to take the piss outta the hallmark day.
This year, 2006, Hate Day organizers have made up posters which mock Bob Geldof & Co.'s "Make Poverty History" slogan and ad styles.
The posters can bee seen in Temple Bar in Dublin City, Ireland.
This year, 2006, Hate Day organizers have made up posters which mock Bob Geldof & Co.'s "Make Poverty History" slogan and ad styles.
The posters can bee seen in Temple Bar in Dublin City, Ireland.
by Andrew Carton July 16, 2008
Get the Hate Daymug. I hope this is the fucking word of the day, I really hope this is the motherfucking word of the goddamn day
by TakaTakaTacos11 October 26, 2007
Get the Word of the daymug. 305 Day is celebrated in the city of Miami because of the area code for the city (305)555-5555. It became the official day to have a shot of cuban coffee known as "Cafesito" at 3:05pm by the City of Miami. #Cafesito305
by Struck305 March 15, 2014
Get the 305 Daymug. In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.
See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
Get the valentines daymug.