cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

Cunt Yeah

Cunt Yeah!
To agree with someone.

Shim: That mum is so stat worthy!
Callan: awww Cunt Yeah!!!

by rhomel January 26, 2005

Twisted Cunt

A shot consisting of:

1 part Whiskey
1 part Coconut Rum
1 part Pineapple Juice
(Lime optional)

I usually get all my girlfriends twisted cunts when we go to the bars...they like the shot because it tastes good and the name is so classy.

by wronghandle October 24, 2009

cunt macaroni

Poorly made Macaroni and cheese,made by wife or mother.

I don't want this cunt macaroni.

by Trebor Relty May 21, 2008

cunt slapper

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!

That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off

by Jason Jizzy October 1, 2005

cunt barnacle

female version of genital warts

Hey man you get with Lisa?

Naw, that bitch had the cunt barnacles.

Oh so nasty!

by K.N.N. March 29, 2009

cunt biscuit

a crusty cunt/vagina.

"That girl had such a cunt biscuit last night."

by creeper98 November 1, 2008