having a coffee with RJ

RJ hosts a morning live program called "Having a Coffee with RJ." Though the show is called "Coffee with RJ," everyone jokingly knows it as a pseudonym for "Masturbation."
I was watching Coffee with RJ as I was Having a Coffee with RJ.
by The Team. June 12, 2021
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Coffee Grounding

The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.
Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.
by arandomplatypus February 23, 2015
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urban coffee

A sexual move ware a woman drinks a gallon of coffee and shits in the mouth of 5 men as the men spit the shit into the other woman's vagina.
Hey babe do you want to do urban coffee to today.
by GgTheFatMan July 22, 2022
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Sloppy Toppy Coffee

Unprofessional served coffee usually served by Dunkin Donuts buy a untrained teenager
Starbucks hires professionals who are at least in their 20s
While Dunkin Donuts hire amateurs who are usually teenagers who serves Sloppy Toppy Coffee
by EmJayee February 06, 2018
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just like coffee

its just like coffee :
Dude: Shes so hot!

You: Just like coffee

Dude#2: Awe man i failed my math test!

You: Just like coffee
by FuckWiddIt October 23, 2013
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2am coffee grind

when you don't study for shit and the consequences of your actions finally catch up w/ you. the exam's tomorrow (...now today) and you don't know what the f is going on except that you're utterly f'd. there's no one else awake except you and your haunting conscience. so study. so suffer. there's nothing else you can do.
My (sane) friend: yo why do you look so tired it's only 9am
Me: I was on the 2am coffee grind, Starbucks cold brew FTW
by ao3+starbucks addict January 06, 2024
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2am coffee grind

when it's 2am and realize you've done absolutely nothing all day so you gotta grind fr starting now. bonus points if major test the next day and you don't know shit. chug coffee, pray to a god, hate yourself, and turn Youtube OFF
concerned, sane friend: hey, why do you look so tired?
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.
by ao3+starbucks addict January 10, 2024
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