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Jizz Clown 

A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.
Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!
Jizz Clown by Nichopie June 4, 2007
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The clown that hides from gay people 

A Clown that hides from gay people, if you see the clown that means that you are not gay. sadly if you can't see the clown

That means your Gay. People say he's a myth but he's not. He keeps following me and keeps honking his nose at me.
Person A: " Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people "

Person B: " No I have not "

Person A: " well I see the clown it's behind you "

Person B: " *turns around* I don't see him "

Person A: " your Gay lol "

Wicker Clown

Cretinous, jobless males commonly found in the Wicker Park neighborhood of Chicago. Approaching 30 or over, receding hairline social reject who couldn't get any in high school and is capitalizing off a fad to get some mad vag from boyish girls who think they're very "euro", smoke to cover their halitosis, drink PBR because it's cool & they're broke spending their money on something "artsy", whilst growing mad hair in hopes that it will cover their fugly faces and whale belly's, and have highly intelligent conversations while thoroughly intoxicated.
Can you believe that wicker clown actually asked me to buy him a PBR? He's so old, it's weird that he doesn't have a job.
Wicker Clown by thestarwitness July 10, 2009

Black Clown Cock

You know you are fucked when a black clown cock is coming towards you, usually found on black clowns and are much larger than the average black cock, around 20 inches average
I saw a black clown cock that was 51 inches.

oh shit here comes a black clown cock say goodbye to your anus
Black Clown Cock by longdiccnibba69 February 18, 2019

kiss of the clown 

in english we call it red wings, so i asked my south american friends what they call it; and they came back at me with kiss of the clown! I love it and think its a better visual. For those of you that do not know red wings is when you go down on a chick when she has her period.
Dave is excited to go home and get a kiss of the clown
kiss of the clown by heinygirl February 20, 2011

Cum Guzzling Ass Clown 

A short little fucker that that sucks dick like no other and likes to jerk off. Usually quite funny
God Jake your such a cum guzzling ass clown!