Clean the kitchen

The act of shaving your balls.

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.

by kirtap628 January 30, 2018

Mr Clean

A member of the third reich. Leader of the Netherlands Nazi Party.

God I hate them. They are such a Mr Clean.

by Isaacjb7 September 19, 2021

Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean. the guy u see on those commercials.

person 1: hey have u seen that new Mr. Clean commercial?

person 2: u mean the sexy mr. clean commercial?

by goldenxstones March 21, 2021

Mr. Clean

Something most people try to avoid being due to a lack of trust for Mr. Clean.

Mr. Clean had no friends once he became Mr. Clean.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

by Klo~D November 16, 2014

Mr. Clean

Someone who thinks they are better then others because they don't drink, smoke weed etc.

"All you give a fxck about is coke and xbox. " tom
"You think your better then people, mr. Clean mr high and mighty.

by King Cobraaa December 14, 2019

Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!

"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"

by Leuko April 09, 2024