To make monkey noises while spreading your buttcheeks all while forcing all blood pressure to your rectum.
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When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
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Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”
Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
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