Breathing

You should breathe sometime. It's better than absorbing oxygen through your skin.

Bro just try breathing. Don't be an idiot single celled organism hyou shite

by Vulcan-A1 January 30, 2022

Barely Breathing

Anthem for our country, our democracy, for Covid victims and victims of police brutality, all gasping for air.

"Barely Breathing" was a 1996 hit song from singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik, now to be sung in protest, shouted in the streets, whispered at the bedsides of the dying.

'Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air

by Monkey's Dad July 13, 2020

Whip Breath

The aftermath of performing a blowjob on a flaccid penis resulting in whip breath.

He couldn’t get it up so I’m running around with whip breath.

by Soft but firm June 23, 2019

red dragons breath

When your going down on a ginger and she queefs in your mouth.

I was having a good time eating a red head out in the downward dog position last night until she blasted my face with that red dragons breath.

by PuppyJack7 September 7, 2021

The Breath Of Marseilles

What I call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Marseilles.

by LAMASIMACIKOBACIKO January 10, 2025

Ali-breathing

The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.

An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"

by SamanthaJenkins February 28, 2017

Dumpster breath

Breath that smells like rotting garbage, like Craig and Syd have, from years of digging through dumpsters for 'treasures' like old computer parts and partially-empty beer cans.

Syd's dumpster breath will make you want to vomit if you get close enough.

by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023