Bangtan Brain

When you are first introduced to the K-pop group BTS and are subsequently unable to do anything else. It is similar to catching a virus, because it may start with casual contact but then soon spreads through your entire body and mind. Soon you have gone down a K-hole and are obsessively watching every video, interview, game show, reality show, live, log, and performance they have done in the past, while checking your news feed every morning to see if they have been on Korean TV overnight. It causes you to stop functioning at work and social situations. There is no known cure.

I took a day off of work because I had a terrible case of Bangtan Brain, and needed to stay home and watch every episode of American Hustle Life again.

by AlexArmy April 27, 2019

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Bread brain

A very lethal disease brought on by the over-consumption of bread. Usually prevented via a future version of yourself coming back and warning you to stop, or just general lack of hunger.

Bing, although warned by his future self, died of bread brain in Bing Radio 2... Yet somehow revived for the next episode

by Perrythepomlypomofmuchpomlines June 8, 2011

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brain squirts

What begins as a "brain fart" or when you forget a thought, and you absolutely can't think of it, even hours later you still can't remember,it makes you so angry you scream and spit all over your windshield or bathroom mirror.

Johnny really couldn't remember what he had for lunch, he must have a case of the brain squirts.

by mrtreadwell February 13, 2017

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