Tiger Blood 

Those whom are in possession of this sacred substance are immune from the effects of: face melting, weeping children standing over your exploded body, and the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks.

Carl "I got tiger blood, man,"

Bill "Whats that? It sounds disgusting"

Carl "No man, its great, I don't have to worry about my face melting, weeping children standing over my exploded body, or the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks!"

Bill "Will it be magic?"

Carl "So much so that I wont remember you, but you will remember me for the rest of your life!"

Tiger Blood by The ma-sheen March 19, 2011

raining blood 

when having sex with a virgin you go really hard so she bleeds everywhere

Steven - What was it like
Ben - Oh, it was raining blood

raining blood by Harry Carter February 25, 2008

Clumpy blood cock 

The term used to describe ones cock after engaging in sexual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (Usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). The word "clumpy" is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the vagina. This lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males cock. The origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 AD due in part to the great records keeping of Sir Elmer Clumpy Blood Cock. In history Sir elmer clumpy blood cock is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. It was believed that having a bloody cock conjured up magical powers in the cock and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. Today clumply blood cock is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.

Elmer-"hey shania! You think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood cock?" Shania-"that depends. You think you can dirty up your cock in my ass 1st?". Elmer-"oh yeah baby! I'll push your shit in before you bloody my cock". Shania-"then you'll get your clumpy blood cock for sure."

Clumpy blood cock by jujuman74 May 5, 2010

first blood 

The time when a man kills another man for the first time in honorable combat.

I was only 21 when I experienced my first blood. Since then, nobody's ever fucked with me.

first blood by Robertino October 16, 2005

half blood prince 

1)writer of a book that harry potter uses to do well in his potions class. the half blood prince wrote the book in his youth at hogwarts, and is actually snape.

2)title of the long awaited 6th harry potter book by j.k rowling, released on the 16th of july 2005.

1) "dude, who knew snape was the half blood prince eh?"

2) "omg half blood prince is out in 3 days!"

half blood prince by mintypingu September 13, 2005

Love Blood 

The blood that results on your boxers after fucking your girlfriend while she's on her period.

"What the fuck is that red shit on your boxers?"
"Oh, that's just some love blood, man."

Love Blood by I <3 Marx February 22, 2010

Tiger Blood 

Blood that has been exposed to HIV or is HIV positive.

Random #1: "Remember back when Charlie Sheen completely lost his shit for a while there?"

Random #2: "Yeah, I do. When he found he had Tiger Blood he went off the deep end. Wonder how many people have Tiger Blood because of him?"

Tiger Blood by Brad.Nail July 5, 2018