You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018
A beard that resides on the pussy. It may be groomed in many different fashions such as a facial beard on men.
by Pussy Magic December 23, 2018
Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?
I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
by The Poison Dwarf August 04, 2010
by Pillsbarrythiccman45 April 30, 2018
When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.
Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
by ScubaSteve87 December 06, 2018
by ideefixe March 25, 2022
A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants
by lordsnoww March 06, 2015