Bastard

A person, creative and or artists who is documenting their testimony with purpose.

Bastards are often misunderstood

Why do they write in a journal all day?
They’re a bastard, they are creating.

by The Bastard November 27, 2022

Bastard

Sulaimaan when he makes girls fall in love with him and then not give a donkeys toe when he destroys there life

Look at that bastard who stressed her out so much that she’s infertile now

by Shush6363 November 26, 2023

Fucker Bastard

A child you don't want that rips you off & want to put up for closed adoption but he keeps asking your things so you throw beer bottles at his head.

Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.

Get Fucker Bastard away from me, I hate him.

by Claire Law April 2, 2023

Bastard

A word used to describe Chip from the hit DND podcast Just Roll With It.

"That was a bastardly fart!"

"Chip, you mean nothing to me. You're a disgusting bastard. You suck lol."

by bastardlylen June 4, 2024

Dirty dirty bastard

The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.

Roger the chef called Drew a “dirty dirty bastard” when he slapped his dick on a customers head.

by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021

Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

Horny Bastard

A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches

HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!

by Chadothan April 18, 2024