August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023

August

Month

August is next month

by INTHESLEEZY January 5, 2021

august 18th

the most boring day of the year very uneventful usually hot

wow your birthday is august 18th wow youre a bitch

by lowkeyamurderer September 7, 2022

Augusting

When August end and it's time to accept September.

"I am so augusting right now for it is getting warmer right now. Also I love the song September cause It's really musically interesting music wise right now."

by heretoaugust April 6, 2025

4 August

Fake dating day. third of September is the day you choose somebody 2 fake date the first person to fall all in love with the other loses.GOOD LUCK

4 August-fake dating day

by AhumanOfc August 3, 2021

August 15

National send a titty drop video to your partner (or they hate you)

Partner1 : hey babe guess what day it is 🤭 <3
Partner2 : its august 15th?
Partner1 : exactly , you know what that means babe
Partner2 : okay

finee give me 5 mins
Partner1 : i love you , thanks <33
Partner2 : i love you too sweetie

by bigcoolperson August 14, 2022

August Björnum

Mexican/Swedish people with enormous cocks. Often described as handsome, sexy and “godly in bed”

I met the Sexiest August Björnum at a party yesterday

by akademikern November 22, 2021