The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024

beach bumbling

Beach Bumbling is when you love beaches and you jump from beach to beach with no real plan.
Term was coined on the Beach Bumbling YouTube channel.

We spent the day beach bumbling up the coast of Mexico.

by Lladdis July 29, 2024

Sam beach Williams

A massive raging woofter a bender an arse bandit even

Damn you just got penetrated by a tranny "what a sam beach Williams moment"

by Sam beach Williams February 18, 2024

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.

It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather

by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019

beach ninja

Beach Ninja is a Gamer and you tuber, he does live streams. At one time was in the you tube group called "Creepers Den"

Hey have you seen Beach Ninja's live streams?

by Beach Ninja September 28, 2013

kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.

"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024

Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006