Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.

Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.

by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018

martinus around

A verb which is used to describe a person talking about something in two different manners:
1. off-topic
2. insulting people while not being rude
Usage:
to martinus around
He is maetinusing around again

Person A: hey, lets go skiing!
Person M: No, thank you, i do not like that sport which was exclusivly made for weak people.
Btw, did you know? During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
Person A: Oh no. Stop to martinus around again...

by Athaelstanfan101 August 9, 2017

Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 29, 2017

Smo’ Around

To go smoke weed and hang out

Me, Ezra, Max and Steven like to Smo’ Around on Saturday.

by Ryemaster Bob January 8, 2019

Jeffin' around

To commit an act, or several acts of delinquency and debauchery.

"Did you see Jeff down 30 beers and try to do a kickflip?"

"Yeah man he was totally jeffin' around."

by Kriegboi July 2, 2018

Mething around

When someone is on the narcotic methamphetamine, they are said to be “mething around”

I was so lit last night, still tweaking!

“Oh boy, you gotta stop mething around”

by Kerri4real July 19, 2018