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(noun) A person appearing to be moderately to severely crazy, disoriented, majobling, see Majoble, jumbled and more often than not, a total mess. A wingnut is a constant source of entertainment to those surrounding it and can easily be found in any type of setting or venue. Example: grocery stores, sporting events, cross-walks, public transportation, school, work…you may even have one in your house.
The wingnut that is suppose to be teaching our biology class is talking to the fire extinguisher and telling it to read 'Paradise Lost' for yesterday's class.
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wingdangdoodle 

ur wang ; a word that I heard on the show Futurama; used by Fry, a funny word for the male member aka penis
Bender: Hey Fry, I didn't know an ice box could be a handy wang holder.
Fry: Ahh !!! No !!! I would like to hold on to my wingdangdoodle.
Lrr, Leader and Ruler of Omicron Perseii 8 : Harvest The Human Horn !!! Now !!!

Wingered 

1.) To be tricked into clicking on a link of a picture of artwork by Doug Winger.
2.) To link one of Doug Winger's drawing in a forum argument to indicate your epeen is larger than your opponent's. This is usually done after an especially good point is made to signal victory.

(Doug Winger is a furry artist who typically draws hermaphrodites with excessively large genitalia.)
Bob stopped going on forums after he had nightmares about how many times he'd been Wingered.
Wingered by Achilliez June 12, 2008

wingmanship

simlar to the term friendship, wingmanship is the term used to denote co-operative and supportive behavior between two or more men at social gatherings such as bars, clubs, and/or parties for the mere purpose of scoring a hottie; the relationship between the two is called a wingmanship.
last night, aaron and alan scored some awesome babies because they have a great wingmanship.
wingmanship by aaron.son March 16, 2008

pretty wings 

to have pretty wings is like being an angel: beautiful & innocent
pretty wings by chu-chii September 16, 2009

Earning Red Wings 

Also to define practicing
cunnilinguswhile the female is menstruating, because of the blood stains left on her thighs and the partner's face.
I told her that I wouldn't mind earning my red wings, after she told me that she was on the rag. You should have seen the look on her face when she realized I meant oral sex.
Earning Red Wings by dork February 17, 2005