Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps

Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.

by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023

Whaling

Having sexy time

Person1: You going to be whaling your beotch this weekend?
Person2: You know it bru

by Mandosa September 30, 2020

whale queef

When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina

"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"

by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017

Beach Whale

a chick who lays on bed staring at the one doing all the action while she laying down like a fat beach whale and doing nothing (consent is given)

i just fucked this mad beach whale she did nothing but look into my eyes weirdly and moan.

by isabelleabboud124 June 11, 2022

Whale

A person (preferable drug dealers) who spends a large quantity of money at once. You have your average customers then you have people who spend a lot more than the average customer.

Got a new play today from my in town whale. He’ll/she’ll be coming into the trap tonight, they’re spending over 25k in town.

by Gullible-Version July 25, 2021

Whale Call

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....

Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!

Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?

Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......

by Whalecallforlife March 17, 2011

BROWN WHALE

When two fat women roll around in their own shit.

Watching that brown whale made me throw up.

by Joe Seff February 20, 2025