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Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine
If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
mugGet the Hamster washing machinemug.

Wash-out

When you ejaculate inside a womans vagina and then urinate to "wash-out- the seminal reminats.
JJ didn't want that bitch to get pregnant, so he gave dat hoe a wash-out.
by anonymous April 27, 2024
mugGet the Wash-outmug.

Cyclone wash

The art of sucking a continuous gas stream from the anus until making contact with the lips and then proceeding to insert the tongue into the opening before it can close to finally performing a artistic cleaning of the internal cavity.
Kevin just gave me the cleanest cyclone wash I’ve ever experienced!
by Kholes4lyfe December 6, 2022
mugGet the Cyclone washmug.

Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
mugGet the Nigerian Washing Machinemug.

Pissher Washing

Using one's own urine stream to remove fecal residue from a toilet bowl left by a previous depositor, commonly using the maximum possible force with which one can expel urine.
Male 1: Dude, you've been drinking coffee like crazy!
Male 2: I know, the janitor is on strike and I gotta do some pissher washing.
by ilovechicclete July 20, 2011
mugGet the Pissher Washingmug.

wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.
Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.
by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016
mugGet the wash the windowsmug.

Washed up

Washed up is when your used up so to speak. When you’ve been around the block, and trying to be brand new.
Don’t hate because I’m the weekend type and you’re the washed up Tuesday 😂
by Mnj85 June 5, 2021
mugGet the Washed upmug.

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