Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
mugGet the Nigerian Washing Machinemug.

Belly wash

Whoever says this word is gay loves men like cock in the ass likes getting railed and he also says monkey Fortnite and a bunch of other shit if he says all these words he gets no bitches broke asf and probably 4’11 4’10 and he says he’s 5’5 and plays soccer for south ridge high school
Girl: look at Diego omg he’s so broke he’s such a belly wash
by Wolfkking November 22, 2021
mugGet the Belly washmug.

Washed Up

Something or someone that is no longer any good, has no use, or has little to offer
by DerekRogersLovesZeke September 30, 2021
mugGet the Washed Upmug.

American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.
Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash
by Janey March 21, 2024
mugGet the American Car Washmug.

Guantanamo Car Wash

When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.
"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.
by Nodiceplease March 6, 2021
mugGet the Guantanamo Car Washmug.

Cyclone wash

The art of sucking a continuous gas stream from the anus until making contact with the lips and then proceeding to insert the tongue into the opening before it can close to finally performing a artistic cleaning of the internal cavity.
Kevin just gave me the cleanest cyclone wash I’ve ever experienced!
by Kholes4lyfe December 6, 2022
mugGet the Cyclone washmug.

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