Evan Carrot

Carrot boy is dankiest person

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state

by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

Evan Hamilton

Sexiest man alive
Very hot

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).

by original_hams April 14, 2024

Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.

Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.

by Olsiver November 29, 2020

evan

the coolest man on earth to exist in the world pls date even he loves you hotty

evan is sooooooooo hotttttttt

by odium deus February 16, 2022

Evan

The love of my life. He is the most special person to me and I would do anything for him. Evan is an amazing, sweet, and respectful boy. He always makes your day better and is sad whenever you feel down. People who don't like Evan are ppheads because they don't realize how awesome he is. I think everyone should have an Evan in their lives because he will make you feel special and loved. I love you.

Evan is so short.

Evan likes tanks. Why
evan
is
strange
but sexy.

by iloveevan69 November 23, 2021