Dick Trumpet

An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.

I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet

by Noddy VanWinkle May 23, 2016

Dick jocky

A prostitute, or whore.

Person1 "Look at her, she such a dick jocky."
person2 "Ya she's such a 9th street."

by ickyvickie July 15, 2009

Skinny Dicking

Having sex in a body of water.

Britanny and Jake went skinny dicking in the pool at Josh's party.

by dickstellar June 4, 2015

Nicholas dick

Nicholas dick is very big and fine and very girthy usually 7-9 inches

Guy 1: Have you seen Nicholas dick?
Guy 2: yea man Nicholas dick is the best 10/10.

by The real Larry boi April 6, 2022

dick vulture

A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)

That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.

by MagicMicah January 5, 2014

dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless

Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.

by damrogers December 10, 2013

Dick discipline

The act of men not engaging in sexual activities even when the opportunity is there.

'She undressed herself and tried to seduce me. My dick discipline was strong and I walked away.'

by rsndomuserr November 6, 2022