by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023
Get the Go touch dirtmug. A player with a first touch in Football(Soccer) that is so horrid that it goes immediately to the opposite team or out of bounds.
I gave Gino the perfect through ball and he just had to show off his Rapist Touch and fuck it all up.
by Daryl Katzanguol March 27, 2015
Get the Rapist Touchmug. 
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Spilling a secret could presently Conflict Any touched Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024
Get the touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆmug. Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
by urbdictinger February 24, 2025
Get the touch carpetmug. A celestial twist on the classic Tulsa Tornado in which a group of people will gather in a circle, while one person (The Angel) attaches himself/herself to a moving ceiling fan and slaps everyone in the face with their penis or a strap-on, depending on anatomy. The Angel wears a halo and a pair of white wings while organ music plays in the background.
Morris: How was your date last night?
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.
by DinnerRollGirl15 June 30, 2025
Get the Touched by an angelmug.