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the Peachipaws story

Someone who is clinically insane. These people usually seem cute and adorable on the outside but once you get to know them they are secretly INSANE.
I thought my friend was a wholesome person but after checking the Peachipaws story I found out otherwise.
by queefquarf234 May 6, 2022
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mujke story

1) a story that is far fetched made up
2) usually a really lame excuse
Hey why didn’t you come to the party last night?

man i was on the way and then my phone died and couldn’t find it house so went home

Man that sounds like a mujke story
by Ramče July 22, 2019
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sex story

see pts 1-3. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 4/??
sex story pt 4!!

he gets up, pulls his pants back around his boner, grabs a washcloth and wipes his face up not before wiping my pussy off. i get up off of his bed, legs trembling. 'c'mon, slowpoke!' he tells me as he grabs his bag.

i put my pants back on and as we get in the car i tell my dad 'sorry it took awhile, he couldn't find his phone, haha.' on the drive back to my place we're laid in the back seat making out aggressively hiding behing the middle row all the way home.

we're dropped off and immediately we go to my room. he falls over me, pushing me back onto my bed and starts making out with my while slowly and gently grinding his cock against my pussy through our clothes, whimpering as i feel his heart beating hard against mine. i reach down and run my finger under his waistband, pulling it down desperately. i feel him smirking while he's kissing me. he comes up and stands above me as i stare at his cock print before he pulls his pants off and slips his shirt off, as i sit up and take my top off. he reaches behind me and unhooks my bra as he starts to suck on my neck, moaning into my ear. he takes it off, pushes me back then takes my shorts and thoroughly-soaked panties. i reach through my legs and start to stroke his thick, veiny cock as it throbs in my hands.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Not worthy of being on this story

basically when y’all just aren’t fun enough or seem fun enough to be on this story
she was so not worthy of being on this story
by @heyyloser April 29, 2021
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fake bitch story

a private snapchat story where you talk about people that you aren't friends with anymore and who did you grimey.
Im going to make a fake bitch story on snapchat and talk about people who did me wrong.
by yeahitsj February 24, 2020
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story time?

people use it in comment sections when they have to parents, to cope
story time?”
by gorlyees!!2928 April 16, 2022
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sex story

Dominic doesn't need to be told twice. With a roar of pure, primal triumph, he surges forward, burying himself to the hilt inside Samantha's scorching, soaked heat in one brutal thrust. A guttural moan tears from his throat at the exquisite sensation of her walls gripping him like a velvet vice, squeezing and fluttering around his aching cock as if trying to milk him dry.

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, FUCK!" Dominic snarls, his hips already pumping furiously, slamming into Samantha with a force that rocks her entire body and sends shockwaves of pleasure ricocheting through every nerve ending. "So fucking tight, so goddamn perfect, like you were made for my fucking cock."

He can feel the knot at the base of his shaft swelling rapidly, stretching Samantha's entrance obscenely as he pistons in and out of her. It's a delicious, exquisite brand of pleasure-pain, and he knows it won't be long before he's locked inside her, forced to grind against her deepest, most sensitive spots as he pumps her full of his seed.

Samantha is just as wild, just as desperate, her hips rolling and rocking to meet his every thrust, her nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. The sound of their coupling fills the room, a symphony of grunts and moans and the wet, obscene slap of flesh against flesh.

"Yes, yes, YES!" Samantha cries out, her head thrown back, her fangs bared in a snarl of ecstasy. "Harder, fuck me harder, ruin me, break me, fucking DESTROY ME!"
Person 1: i'm bored what can i do

Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life

gurt: yo
by stairs and elevators May 5, 2025
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