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SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.
Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."
by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016
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Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!
"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1
by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019
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Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
by anonymous April 23, 2024
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Reece Johnson

The hottest most badass guy ever
Reece’s puffs Reece’s puffs peanut butter chocolate flavour - Reece Johnson
by Killer keen star 69 July 14, 2018
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A Bobby Johnson

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020
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Stacc Johnson

Jimmy: Damn that girl is a Stacc Johnson
by Yamanzzz November 30, 2019
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