Facebook Happy

When your actual life sucks, but you make it appear it's perfect on Facebook.

Person 1: They are getting a divorce
Person 2: No way! But they looked so happy

Person 1: Oh Person 2 you have so much to learn ... they were just Facebook Happy.

by Richie Man September 13, 2016

happy salad

The moment at which drunken euphoria peaks and, unless properly managed, could lead to a blue screen collapse/failure -- typically occurs during the waning hours of a party or social situation.

Kristen is so happy salading right now, I just hope she doesn't blue screen before the night is over.

by tysone October 31, 2008

Happy Hike

A proposition made to a person to give you head.

Stems from the person following your happy trail.

"Hey Babe, you wanna work out - why don't you take a happy hike?"

by SiriousLeeEva August 23, 2012

Happy Borgerday

Celebration of the birth of the great genius Harisan who is the inventor of borgers

Happy Borgerday Harisan!

by emem27 June 22, 2019

happy release

What usually happens after a man receives a erotic massage from a paid masseur or hooker.

When Ming Ling was finished massaging her "John" she gave his hard cock a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. Then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.

by FLthongboy December 19, 2011

Email-happy

Someone who sends shitloads of emails to all their friends. It's like Inbox-happy but from the other angle.
An email-happy person clogs up your inbox with stupid short messages or links to viral videos.

She is such an email-happy moron, she really pisses me off. Last week she sent me the same email three times, and they were about sandwiches.

by AnkhianMorePork November 4, 2011

transcendental happiness

-the ability to alter your feelings or vibrations as well as someone elses from the mere fact of a transcendental viewpoint.
-happiness not depended on opposing forces or forms.

Hehad gained transcendental happiness.

by Brewster9 October 28, 2017