clapped

Words used to described an ugly ass person popularized by the YouTuber “Memeulous”

Oi look at that sket over there, she’s right clapped.

by SpicyBoy69 June 18, 2018

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Off the clap

stay out out of someones business or to stay off someone as in “ im on you” or to stop ducking or accusing.

I told you where I live so , Off the clap .

by Fumersai January 26, 2018

Clapped

Someone who is ugly asf and has no friends cuz of their ugliness😌

Becky:look at him omgawddd he’s so fit
Stephany:he’s so clapped ugh

Becky:true I’ll looks for another instead

by Fuckyducky123 November 5, 2020

imma clap this

1. Im gonna fucking do/win this
2. this will get me off

"dude imma clap this game"

by spike___ November 5, 2019

clapping

the art of the procces of secs

your kid asks in the morning, "why did i hear clapping last night".

by Xxbachukefan69xX December 9, 2021

Clapped

Slenderman’s T-Sport

That Dyna is clapped bro

by Moonermoon March 31, 2025