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A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.
"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"
by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009
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clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.
That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010
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open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.
"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".
by jerry_at_rick January 25, 2022
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Clam Chowder Bread bowl

When you creampie a girl and eat the cum out of her yeast infected vagina
Tony had a clam chowder bread bowl at his girlfriends last night
by Dhhdhdjsjjdjdjdndnd July 28, 2019
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hanging clam cafe

even though some people are into winking star saloons, some are also into hanging clam cafes...they're right around the corner from each other
by jokuhl September 29, 2008
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voila le bearded clam

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.
chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
by PhantomToe October 29, 2007
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