blast ass

When youre taking a dump and when you push you release a spray of watery hershy squirts

I was taking a dump,and had some serious blast ass

by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015

Bear-Blasting

When two fat gay guys rub their hairy bellies together.

When I went to the basement I caught Gary and Chris Bear-Blasting!

by BigTIceman March 22, 2022

Buffalo Blast

The act of ejaculating on to you or your partners buffalo wings for extra flavor

Want me to buffalo blast your wings baby?

by buffybill August 1, 2018

No mask, no blast.

In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.

It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.

by Tuguit September 24, 2020

thermotic blast

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction

my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race

by Nirotic December 19, 2018

gator blast

The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.

I’m gonna gator blast the fuck out of her when I see her in Atlanta.

by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022

Baja Blast

A cup filled with semen that is mixed in with blue food coloring, sugar and is filled with ice cubes somewhat resembling a Taco Bell Baja Blast.

I treated my girl to a Baja blast which was creamy but sour and delectable.

by Toonzy February 21, 2021