–verb (used with object). The act or instance of hijacking an unprotected WiFi signal from a nearby wireless network without the owner knowing it. Best conducted whilst sitting as inconspicuously as possible near a window to avoid exposure; also because Wi-Fi signals travel better through glass than through solid walls.
1) "Hey John I know you're on the road but I just wanted to see if you got my e-mail."
"Yeah man, I just pulled over in front of some random house and fi-jacked their wireless connection with my iPod to check on it. Looks good."
2) "Hey John how much are you paying for internet access?"
"Actually nothing. My neighbors are dumb enough to leave their wireless network open, so I just Fi-Jack them them all day long."
"Yeah man, I just pulled over in front of some random house and fi-jacked their wireless connection with my iPod to check on it. Looks good."
2) "Hey John how much are you paying for internet access?"
"Actually nothing. My neighbors are dumb enough to leave their wireless network open, so I just Fi-Jack them them all day long."
by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 10, 2010
Get the Fi-jackmug. Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!
by SlopNChop November 4, 2017
Get the Jacking Offmug. Singer/guitarist for The White Stripes and The Raconteurs,also insanely hot man in very tight pants with an incredibly giant penis
by Joanie Baloney November 10, 2008
Get the jack whitemug. Asked if he had won any money on lotto, sam replied,"nah got jack shit" There was jack shit left in the fridge.
by timothy mark kluwen April 22, 2007
Get the Jack Shitmug. 1.) Jack Bauer, a Field Agent on TV program 24. Aleneng, a superhero and an all round cool dude. Kinda like action man but with better hair. Works for CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit), Los Angeles.
2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).
2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).
1.) Wow, Jack Bauer saved the world again. Too bad he has a dumb ass daughter like Kim who went off with some ugly prick in series 3.
2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!
2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!
by KillYouAll June 30, 2005
Get the Jack Bauermug. 
Get the jack blackmug. When you are flirting up a shawty and then a douche bag comes up and prevents you from motor boating her rack. Also a synonym for cock blocked.
Brian was getting major pussy when Britain, a pretentious douche bag, comes right in the middle of their banging and ruins everything for everyone. Brian has officially been rack jacked.
by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011
Get the rack jackedmug.