texas chili bowl

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.

I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.

by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005

Texas Tug Boat

Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.

Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.

by Cerb_01 July 15, 2014

Texas Gas Chamber

Dropping some rank as flatulence while inside of a pup tent with the flaps down.

We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.

I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020

texas bull horn

When a male inhales a quiff

Andrew got a Texas bull horn from his mom

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

sulphur springs texas

A place where you go to vacation and leave on probation.

I went to visit Grandma in sulphur springs texas and ended up doing time for double parking

by dreamweaver1968 December 30, 2016

Texas Blond(e)

1. An unnaturally blonde-haired female who does not have the other natural features typical in lighter-haired individuals such as light-colored eyes (blue, green, or gray).

2. A darker-haired lady with brown eyes who has dyed her hair blonde.

That blond(e) has brown eyes. She must be a Texas blond(e)!

by Bob D. Bomb March 12, 2015

Texas Organ Scrambler

A well-endowed Texan.

Everything is bigger in Texas, they say, and this beefcake was certainly no exception. I am pretty sure I got served by the Texas Organ Scrambler.

by postwarbrit June 21, 2021