trout fingers

One with the fingers of a trout. Normally for those who brag about fingering people often and in the afternoon.

"Yeah, my girl is so hot dude. I fingered her last night."
"Nice little trout fingers"

by Trout Fucker Mac Demarco 69 April 2, 2018

trout fingers

when your fingers smell so bad and you look like a stupid head you objectively have this.

"I hear Trace has trout fingers!" "Ew, I bet he voted bush."

by rhrboyman March 22, 2018

Trout Fingers

When you finger your girl and then don't wash your hands.

"Dude I just got done fingering my girlfriend. It was so hot."
"Get out of here trout fingers."

by Trout Fucker Mac Demarco 69 May 14, 2018

trough down

Australian / NZ slang
to do a mad skid or go fast

Fuck mate, your Toyota Chaser really does trough down, cunt

by real criminal August 12, 2018

trout trap

trout trap

1. (noun) derogatory term for a woman's vagina
2. (verb) to be enamored by a woman. - see "pussy whipped"

2. Friend 1: Where's homeboy at?

Friend 2: He's at Bed, Bath and Beyond picking out pillows with his new woman.

Friend 1: Man, that bitch has got him trout trapped for real.

by PinkLincoln August 17, 2018

Truth

The truth is simply what we want to believe. We can look at textbooks, we can look at anything. But writing is simply not enough. We need proof.
For it to be a full truth, we need to see it with our eyes. We need to find it out ourselves. But even then, we could be wrong.

We could do it wrong. Maybe our measurements and math weren’t correct.
Another point, maybe everybody could be lying to us. And we had never suspected a thing.
Maybe red is blue, and blue is red. As in they had different names.
Our whole life could be filled with lies, and we would never suspect a thing.
The truth is simply what we want to believe.

Me: Define truth.

Friend: The truth is the beauty of the world and what is actually happening or that happened

Me: That's her definition of truth. What she thinks it is, or knows. We all know something, but maybe they're just lies.
But then again, there's still so much we don't know right know, and will never know.

by twinkIvngstarz August 29, 2018

truthage

it's saying yes but only those who have an iq of over 200 can comprehend.

Nibba, can you pass the salt?

truthage

by gayfaggotinni October 26, 2018