top of class

most likly a douche bag who kisses the ass of every teacher he/or she comes upon. a stuck up prick who thinks he knows every thing and trys to make him self look smart and every time boasting himself at others. you know what im talking about.
Guy1: dude i think i see someone under the teachers desk....
Guy2: what? oh. that must be the "top of class".
Guy1: hmm..no wonder we never see them in class
by mrttimmy August 13, 2008
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top 4

The first four people you have on display as friends on myspace; usually your closest compadres out of all your top 8 friends on myspace
Me and joey are tight, I'm on his top 4
by kat55770o May 17, 2008
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Top Definition

Its something that likes to remind you that all the other definitions are shit and that this one is the best
TOP DEFINITION
Top Definition

Its something that likes to remind you that all the other definitions are shit and that this one is the best
by BreadTaken January 11, 2021
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Choc-top

-Oscar, want a choc-top??
-fuck yeah!!!
by Ilovechoctop August 25, 2015
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Top Deck

Bringing A girl home and having both you and your flatmate have a go. There are further requirements to be classed topdeck;

1.1-Both resedents must be on the top story
1.2-Residents are classfied as a top deck crew (one white one brown)
1.3-The deed must be shared roughly at a 50 50 ratio (performance dependant)

If all these criteria are met you have sucessfully top decked someone. ANd if you were on the other end of the stick(s) you have been top decked.

*Top deck came from cadbury chocolate, half milk half white.
Me and clements just top decked this chick in the weekend, what did you do?
by MrRhodes August 15, 2011
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Muffin Top

Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.
I muffin topped myself, to the point where my hand hurt from holding onto it for so long.
by DeerQueef September 01, 2009
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karrot top

When you or a hot bitch gives you two paper cuts on the tip of your penis making a x.
This hot bitch gave me a Karrot top. It hurt but I liked it!
by MASTERBLASTER69 November 16, 2005
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