Doing a Phillips

When you claim to be an avid cyclist but nobody has ever seen you do anything more than push your bike down the road.

Look Daddy that man’s doing a Phillips

by Boothroid prime February 19, 2023

Doing a Suzie

1. Disappearing suddenly without an explanation or reason

2. Impulsively vanishing

1. "Where did Teng go?"
"I think she did a Suzie about an hour ago."

2. "I was Doing a Suzie when I ran off like that, I'm sorry."

by screaming_banshees April 02, 2010

Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 09, 2019

Do the Walker

The action of taking a seat on a bus from a pregnant or incapacitated person.

I’m gonna do the walker

by Chungus Foreskin January 16, 2020

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022

Doing the Biden

Fucking up something as fast as you can without regard to the outcome or peoples thought.

When Jeremy heard a rumor of being fired he started "Doing the Biden!"

by KSWILDMAN69 July 27, 2021

Doing a Kibble

When someone corrects something that doesn't need to be corrected or when someone attempts to correct something and still gets it wrong.

You: "You're an idiot Kibble."

The Kibbler: "I think you mean your."

Another friend: "He's doing a Kibble again..."

by Mole Man Barker Chub March 01, 2011