Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.
by but for April 23, 2021
Get the portable, handheld, life-ending mechanismmug. On the 365th day, on the 24th hour, the 59th minute, and the 59th second of 2020, as the clock strikes twelve, a gamma ray burst from a near by super nova will make a lucky strike, perfectly searing earth, killing everyone instantly.
The ball is dropping and all you can hear are shouts and chears. Anticipation fills the streets of Times Square. TEN! All eyes on One Times Square. NINE! The chearing amplifies EIGHT! All observers now synchronously counting to one SEVEN! The shouting continues... SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! Everyone unanimously wanting the End of 2020! TWO! Impending doom! ONE! Boom. The last thing you see is a instant flash of red light... Then silence... The whole world immediately, filled with peace and tranquility. Thats how 2020 will end.
by Fatticket December 5, 2020
Get the End of 2020mug. by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023
Get the I’m standing on both endsmug. Me and Stacey used a Double Ended Cunt Snake last night it was so funny I couldn’t stop hissing myself
by Ginger man842 June 1, 2023
Get the Double Ended Cunt Snakemug. noun. Form of commenting on facebook whereby a string of bland or awkward comments, typically between two people, end with the last comment being 'liked', invariably due to the other person wanting the conversation to end.
origin: early 21st Century, based on burning the end of a rope to prevent further fraying.
origin: early 21st Century, based on burning the end of a rope to prevent further fraying.
facebooker A: "woa nice photo!!!"
facebooker B: "thanks xoxo hows u?"
facebooker A: "fine thnx lol!!! hey nice wether isnt it?"
facebooker B: "yea lmao why cant it be like this allll da time!"
facebooker A: "lulz ano right" (facebooker B likes this)
This ending is typical of a 'burnt end'.
facebooker B: "thanks xoxo hows u?"
facebooker A: "fine thnx lol!!! hey nice wether isnt it?"
facebooker B: "yea lmao why cant it be like this allll da time!"
facebooker A: "lulz ano right" (facebooker B likes this)
This ending is typical of a 'burnt end'.
by facebooker A and B December 11, 2011
Get the burnt endmug. When you feed your partner mac and cheese during loud sex, so mac and cheese noises are coming from both ends of her.
Last night we were running late, so instead of having dinner and then sex, I gave ger the Double Ended Mac Attack
by CatAttack420 October 18, 2022
Get the Double Ended Mac Attackmug. 