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Drain the Swamp

The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.
Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!
by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021
mugGet the Drain the Swampmug.

Swamp dwellers

a term for ugly swamp dwelling monkeys in the deep swamps of Louisiana
there are swamp dwellers in that restaurant over there.
by Swamp dwellers September 1, 2021
mugGet the Swamp dwellersmug.

swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022
mugGet the swamp turtlemug.

Swamp Donkey

A not so rare breed of female that is chunky, stinks, and has loose gaped out pussy lips that hangs like sleeve of wizard.
Damn vato did you see that snapchat from the party last weekend? That girl esmeralda is a straight swamp donkey, she had 10 dudes filling her up and she was loving it!!
by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

Swamp Thing

Your penis after having anal with a woman with swamp ass.
Your momma gave me swamp thing, so nasty, I had to use a wet nap.
by Goblin Green June 29, 2023
mugGet the Swamp Thingmug.

Swamp Cactus

theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .
"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;
by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023
mugGet the Swamp Cactusmug.

Swamp Stomper

I set up my deer stand at the edge of the woods hoping to get a glimpse of the swamp stomper as he came out to feed.
by Davegill950 January 14, 2022
mugGet the Swamp Stompermug.

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