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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
mugGet the Freeze cleaningmug.

windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people
I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.
by Kladdo August 18, 2023
mugGet the windows cleanedmug.

clean me out

Get all the sperm out of a mans balls
by Me nice shoes December 17, 2016
mugGet the clean me outmug.

Clean Mop

Clean Mop is a person who can take care everything right away with no mistake at all. Often pointed on the ability of a person in business.
I'll be away for a month and you are my clean mop now.
by Foliage Verbz May 14, 2015
mugGet the Clean Mopmug.

Clean the kitchen

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.
by kirtap628 January 30, 2018
mugGet the Clean the kitchenmug.

Toasty Clean

Imagine toasty (High of Marijuana) - But even more servre, to the point where your constantly trollin' It's considered something only to be done on 4-20 but others dare to reach a level of highness, known to many as toasty clean
Marowki: "Dude, it's 4:16PM, do you have the 8 blunts we rolled so we can get toasty clean"
Chuck: "Yeah man, they're right here"
by Mopha September 3, 2007
mugGet the Toasty Cleanmug.

very clean

Oi'blud mandem this shit is very clean and dope !
mugGet the very cleanmug.

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