suicide

suicide is like a big monster that can swallow someone whole if they dont try to fight it back. suicide is when someone forgets their self worth. they forget how important they are. they forget what it means to fear death. they more then likely hate themselves. they hate life. they hate the bullying. they hate people and society in general. i am one of those people. i know how much it hurts.

person: im sad...
society: get over it.
person: i hurt myself on purpose...
society: attention seeker.
person: *commits suicide*
society: oh. they should have said something

by im in pain :) January 11, 2022

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Suicide High

Another name for Kitscoty high school that started in the 90s for obvious reasons

I grew up in Suicide high

by YMIsoAwesome July 14, 2022

Suicide

What people do when they want to stop the pain

Person 1: “Sally committed suicide!”
Person 2: “ok?” “Also who’s Sally?”

by Lilgurl3008 May 16, 2021

accidental suicide

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

by ur dads clit August 16, 2023

Suicide Grunt

That one Halo enemy whose only rival are the Jackal Snipers.

Suicide Grunt: *runs at the player with sticky grenades in each hand*

Player 1: "AAAHAHAHHAH!"
Suicide Grunt: *explodes*
Player 1: *dies*

by anonymous April 28, 2021

suicide suck

Get your dick sucked by someone who has taken an high amounts of MDMA and/or other illegal pills causing them to Gurn and maybe bite your dick bitten off!

James: "Did you hear about Joe's penis getting bite off"
Thom: " Yea, he had failed the suicide suck"

by walkandsuck123 December 17, 2019