indian hand stand

An act which involves defecating on one's self for sexual enjoyment. The subject will perform a hand stand and proceed to cover themselves in their own fecal matter. Whilst upside down, gravity will force the fecal substance to cover the body. A successful attempt is called an "Indian Hand Stand."

Dammit, Frank did an Indian Hand Stand again. Grab the steam cleaner!

by Booty Burgler August 12, 2006

Standing Ovation

When a girl with "Butterfly Wings" stands up after sex and jumps up and down making her pussy sound like someone is clapping!

When Andrea got done fucking Jeremy she stood up after and gave him a "Standing Ovation"!

by DiZzY dOn December 22, 2007

stand user

A person with a stand basically, they always have a hidden talent that allows them to get the stand in the first place, if they didnt have that talent, they would either die a horrible death(assuming they got pierced by the stand arrow or tried to get a stand through Jesus corpse) or just simply not get the stand.

person 1:"Dude, the things happening to me lately have been extremely abnormal, i disnt even think something like that was physically possible."
person 2:"It was probably a stand user using their stand on you, be cautious"

by Nintara September 14, 2017

deer stand

A place out in the woods where most rednecks are out waiting for the big buck, but most of the time it is used for drinking, telling lies, and watching porn on their ipods.

Yeah I setted up my deer stand for another season of serious "hunting".

by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008

stand

A person who is in a queue but not actually purchasing anything or the partner or friend of someone who is.

Excuse me, are you in the queue or are you a stand?

by mids99 July 30, 2009

Keg Stand

A sexual position where the man lies flat on his back, and the woman is held up on her hands and sucks his penis. Similar to a keg-stand.

She isn't much of a beer drinker, but she can do a mean keg stand if you know what I mean.

by Jason and Jenn September 8, 2011

sandstorm

when someone bends over and shits explosive diarrhea in the subject's face. Popular in many parts of Germany

"My girl and I got so freaky last night, she even wanted a sandstorm when I told her I was having explosive diarrhea."

by induhvidyooul October 28, 2006